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Creamy - Real Fake Sperm Lubricant

£14.95
£14.95
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Creamy

Creamy - Real Fake Sperm Lubricant

Real fake cum. Say less.

Creamy is our go-to lube for lovers of realism, fantasy, and unapologetic mess. With its milky-white colour and ultra-silky texture, this water-based lube is designed to look and feel just like the real thing - glossy, slippery, and oh-so-satisfying.

Use it to add extra realism to squirting dildos, role play, or cum-play scenes. It’s smooth enough for anal, gentle enough for vaginal use, and compatible with all your favourite toys.

Best of all? It’s fragrance-free, tasteless, and made with 90% natural ingredients, so it’s as kind to your skin as it is wild in your fantasies.

- Realistic milky colour & texture
- Perfect for cum-play, squirting dildos & visual play
- Water-based & toy-safe
- Dermatologically tested with a skin-friendly pH
- Fragrance-free & tasteless
- Suitable for vaginal & anal play
- Vegan-friendly & made in France
- Available in 150ml or 250ml tubes

Pairs perfectly with our Squirting Cum Dildo. You can shop the full fantasy here.

Love Strap-On-Me? Us too. Shop the full range here.

Squirting Cum Ejaculating Dildo is pictured here with the Heroine Harness by Strap-on-me.

£14.95
£14.95
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how to use

Creamy Fake Semen Lubricant perfectly mimics real semen. It's watery and creamy, and specifically designed for use with strap-on-me ejaculating dildos, but it is suitable for all play and all types of sex toys.
Simply load up or use wherever feels great and enjoy!

materials

Aqua (water), propanediol, cyclopentasiloxane, glycerin, hydroxyethylcellulose, phenoxyethanol, sodium acrylate/sodium acryloyldimethyl taurate copolymer, sodium polyacrylate, isohexadecane, allantoin, dimethicone, glyceryl stearate, ethylhexylglycerin, butyrospermum parkii butter, polysorbate 80, stearamine oxide, octyldodecanol, ceteareth-30, decyl oleate, sodium hyaluronate, sorbitan oleate, propylene glycol, aloe barbadensis leaf juice powder, disodium phosphate, polysorbate 60, oxidized corn oil, olea europaea fruit oil, sodium phosphate, carbomer, dicaprylyl carbonate, polyglyceryl-3 caprate, tocopherol, hypericum perforatum extract, hydrogenated palm glycerides citrate.

technical details

Technical Details:
- 150ml
- 250ml

care instructions

This product is not a spermicide or a contraceptive.

Avoid contact with eyes. In case of eye contact, clean thoroughly with water.
If irritation occurs, rinse with water and stop using the lubricant. If irritation persists, consult your doctor.

Store at room temperature and avoid exposure to direct sunlight.
Keep out of reach of children and pets.

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